Conversely, Chris Henry is a Dumbshit

Bengals WR Chris Henry has outdone himself. The troubled player who has had his fair share of run-ins with the law continued the ongoing saga of illegality with his most recent arrest today. According to the Associated Press, Henry was sentenced to 90 days in jail for serving alcohol to three minors in his hotel room last spring.

At first I kind of passed over this story, but then thought. Why is Chris Henry partying with three minors when he could be hitting the town? Turns out, the three minors were girls of the ages 15, 16, 18.

I'm guessing the gals weren't over to watch a new episode of the O.C. Let's think...why would you want to give booze to underage girls?

Is Chris Henry lonely? Looking for some young love? Well, Chris, Here's a (legal) solution. I saw it while watching late night tv. It's called 1-800-SHO-GIRL.



That's right Chris, these girls are legal, and just a phone call away!